oh come on!
Just because Ford got cold feet just about the time the VN was to be released, doesnt make it a total heap.. Just a few maintainance issues with dodgy mechanics and owners, and things that usually need to get fixed along the way.
I know of someone who paid $3000 for an EA, with an ED XR6 motor, CFI and the 3-speed auto. Absolutely flogs along, and its a real joy to drive. I dont know if its the one gem out there, but my impression of EAs is that they aren't as bad as people make them out to be.
But, for a few hundred more, one can get an EBII, with the 4.0 and 4 speed auto. throw a set of 3.73s or 4.11s in the rear, and it'll flog along! (33% overdrive)
edit: they mustve been pretty stupid thieves to steal an already stolen commodore!