I've found fat lard (called dripping in Oz), applied liberally to about 6 feet of cicumference of one rear tire, is perfect for those times when you want to tell the natives there is a barbeque at Chandler's place.
Works on 50 cc mopeds, 77.9 hp Vauxhalls, and also Mustangs, Falcons and anything with more than 1 horsepower and tires.
Serve garnished with smoked rubber and enjoy with friends.
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